Big Butts
68Mike's Common Sense
I come from German ancestry, almost all of my forebearers, are German. I am a third generation, American. However because of excessive in-breeding by my Grandparents, I am almost all German by descent.
Not too bad really, I was always a very good athlete, but there was one stigma I never could shake, The German big butt syndrome (GBBS). It seems that all Germans (and their progeny) have big butts! And I don't mean kinda big, I mean BIG.
Like I said I was always a good athlete, but even in the best of shape, I still had a noticeable butt. "Bubble butt" is what they called me at work 8 years ago, while at the time I was running 35mi. a week to prepare for a marathon!
Well here I am, 8 years older, and only jogging (maybe shuffling is a better term), 12 mi a week. I try not to make a habit of bending over in front of my crew at work. The whistles and the snickers, are very embarrassing! Hey! I can't help my DNA man! Show a brother some compassion will ya? And to think what a good boss (jeffe, in spanish) I am to them.
Like "Dirty Harry" said,"A man has to know his limits", and right now my limits are being contained in a 36" waist. At least I know if I hap-hazardously bend over in front of someone, no one will get hurt... unless I clip them with my big butt.
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Funny the stigmas we attach to body types and features. I remember Patrick Stewart saying the people seem to treat him as if he is stupid because he is bald! All that matters is how you feel. Obviously with your running schedule you're in great shape, so forget those guys! I'd be asking them, "So, why are you looking at my butt?" Obviously they find it attractive.
Great move Muley drawing attention to your butt and great workout schedule! LOL
If you tell the guys at work you've just insured your butt for a million, they'll marvel at it and not make fun of it.
Haha...that's a good one...blame it on the genes!
I bet Muley's 'genes' make his jeans look just fine :)
Hi Trish, I am now wearing 36" jeans, and they don't look too bad... as long as I don't bend over.lol
Hi cindyvine! nice to meet you. That is a great idea, wish I had thought of it.
Hi FelineProphet! Of couse it is my gene's fault, it couldn't possibly be the beer and the fatty foods. lol
Hi Tom, nice to meet you. You know you might be on to something, I'll have to watch those guys!
Hi sixtyorso! My butt draws enough attention all on its own. lol
Hi again Trish, Thanks but I don't need your condolences. As my brother so aptly pointed out on my other web site "you can't drive a railroad spike with a tack hammer' ha, I like that one!
Big butts are revered in several cultures, including Brazilian and African American. Is it possible that your crew makes fun of you because they are secretly envious of your rear end endowment?
Hi Mightymom, Absolutely! In fact my butt is revered by some of the bantu tribesmen, and worshipped by many people along the Amazon river.
This is funny! I used to have a big butt. You know, men's butts get smaller as they age and mine has. Now it is regular sized. :D Thanks for the enjoyment.
Hi James! Maybe yours got smaller as you got older, unfortunately mine has not!
I must a butt gal because when I was reading your labels and I saw "best" then I saw the title "Big Butts" I moseyed right on over...is that wrong?
Very funny post though. I just came across you from the land of WTF. Nice shiny new badge!
Hi Sandra, thanks for making the trek across the WTF bridge.
trish1048 Level 3 Commenter 2 years ago
Oh my! well, I can definitely relate to the BBS. And I'm not even German LOL
Funny, no matter how big its ever gotten, I'm told 'you have a nice butt'. Hah! I say. I'd gladly trade mine in for a smaller one. Or, maybe not, I'm told men generally like big butts. Perhaps said so as not to offend me LOL,,who knows?
You have my sincere condolences :)